Hot chick plays with bf dick

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Sex is fun! This was my mantra as I prepared for the Cosmo challenge. Shut up.' And then I Googled the thing about yeast infections and it turns out it can be a thing for uncircumcised dudes so, uh, just be careful about creating a Krispy Kreme outlet in his boxer briefs.Īnd before you're all OMG EW, just calm down. He was like, 'What if I get a yeast infection!?' and then I was all, 'Dude, you're getting a blow job. Because putting a doughnut on your boyfriend's dick is suuuuper fun.įirst, I had to beg my boyfriend to do this. I mean, what SICK SICK brain thought to put a doughnut on a ding dong? The SICK SICK brain of a sexual genius, that's who. The other sex tips are out there working on their triple salchows and this motherfucker just wanders in off the street and completes a five rotation axel like it's nothing.

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This has got to be Cosmo's wackiest, craziest, most batshit battiest sex tip, right? It takes home the gold medal in the insane sex tips Olympics and it doesn't even try. Pastry and pubic hair? I'm throwing up.īut then I thought about it. When Cosmopolitan assigned me to test out their most infamous sex tip - to put a doughnut on my boyfriend's dick and then write about it - I wanted to cry and throw up on my boss and then quit and cry and throw up forever at home.

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